Poets are so 1969.

Women live longer than men because we, (men) are naturally idiots.

As much as i would like to disagree, i’m afraid i can’t on this one. Every one of us (men) have a different level of “idiotness” gauge build in us and that’s! what separates us. So if you’re reading this .. yes, YOU! .. your best guy friend is probably a bigger moron than you. You just don’t know it yet.

73% of the time, a man’s problem isn’t that serious compared to a woman’s problem and its not like we don’t haveeeeeee a life or we got nothing elseeeeee better to do.

It’s just that .. well .. we find certain things amusing or a problem to us that women are just not meant to understand it sometimes and do you know what the worse part is? - we would share it with you at the wrong time. (Except, we don’t know that its the wrong time to share.)

SO! with that said, here’s a MSN conversation between a man and woman. So bare in mind people ..

THIS IS ONE OF THE REASON WHY ..




Yasmeen says:
something really weird happened..
Rudy says:
oh what
you dreamt about me in your sleep
Yasmeen says:
there was this lady, she saw me and liked me. so she wen and enquire about me to my aunt
asking if i am married and all..
Rudy says:
oh
Yasmeen says:
and she said.. “i really like her, i would like her to meet my son.”
Rudy says:
i knew it
Yasmeen says:
my aunt only told me at the end of the day
Rudy says:
its creepy. arranged marriages
i mean
Yasmeen says:
yea
Rudy says:
it should be about 2 people falling in love with each other because they wanna be around each other. NOT try to fall in love or make things work because you have to.
That just defeats the purpose of marriage
Yasmeen says:
yea totally
Rudy says:
i saw a guy with a really fat head
okay its not as good as your story
but still
i really did see one today
it was huge. the kind that could strike fear in you if he’s staring at you.