Poets are so 1969.

Your Guide To: How to mess up a kid.

So hey! you know how some parents mess their kids right up? i wonder if im one of em’ but in my case, i was probably genetically screwed up. I don’t know. YOU! be the judge of this. I was having a serious conversation with a friend and everything was going okay for about 30 mins or so and then, well.. this happens..

***** says:

nahh
i’m gonna talk sweetly
new approach
and if this doesnt work
seriously i dont know what will
my imagination’s running out

Rudy says:

haha hi
sweetly, how?
like umm
hey baby
dont you wanna work things out?
uhhh baby?
dont you?
sure you do right baby?
ah gucci gucci goo
gucci gucci

im sorry, i have no idea why im like this
i blame my mom
DNA kinda screwed me up somehow

The reason why i said genetically is cause my real mom didn’t raise me and neither did my real dad, so can you imagine the amount of chaos i would have been capable of causing if i was indeed raised by those two! maaaan, that’s like a timebomb waiting to explode in a mining cave filled with MORE timebombs!

That’s right world, you have one less moron to add to your list of morons now. Oh but don’t rule me out entirely though. I think i’m still capable of causing reasonable amount of nonsense all by myself.

I think.