July 2010
1 post
Now this is fun, no? Oliveiro?
On Tuesday Night: Alwyn accidently send a romantic text message that was meant for his girlfriend to me instead. - 3 days later, 2.24pm - Alwyn: Hey what time are you working today, early right? Rudy: Ya, 5. You? Alwyn: Lol.. Rudy: what time are you working? Alwyn: not as early as you?? Rudy: this is lame. haha. Alwyn: and i bet you didnt sleep. Working at 6 la… Rudy: haha i did i did. crap...
April 2010
2 posts
R.Diddy goes "black" on Pearera!
Laura says: sup Rudy says: suppppppppppp yo sup sup yp yo word. Laura says: dot. Rudy says: haha okay im just gonna attempt to talk “black” right now in our conversation okay starting from now Laura says: hopefully i’ll be able to follow Rudy says: yo nigger, you best be followin’ cause the river dont shine. ya kno what im sayin’ dawg river no shine baby yo you dig?...
Fisherman's Island.
Rudy says: “hey do you wanna go to the goatee?” see? so easy Mariko says: so stupid!! Rudy says: . Mariko says: see we’re already not agreeing pisces lol Rudy says: yes im a fish. “haha” yes very funny go ahead g o a h e a d be sarcastic Mariko says: no we’re opposite signs man Rudy says: OH Mariko says: and apparently that doesnt work hahahahha im not Rudy...
March 2010
2 posts
Rudy Rudy Rudy vs Kathleen Bodestyne
Dammit, so now i have to put extra effort just to learn something and annoy her with it and piss her off too. Sigh, damn. It’s not gonna be fun anymore. Well, in any case, if you’re lost - here’s what happened yesterday.
Kat: Hey romeo, you going class today? Rudy: Haha yes i am, my favorite classmate. You? I’m gonna be fashionably late though. Kat: Haha.. as always....
Kathleen Bodestyne vs The Correlation Method.
Okay basically, i was watching this movie called 'Arachnophobia' and there was this scene about this guy explaining a brain neurotransmitter called 'GABA' (Gamma-Aminobutyric Acid) and this was the MSN conversation i had with kat. Bear in mind, i've been annoying her with something we learned in class for weeks now. Introducing, the correlation method!
Rudy says:
omg
Kat says:
but marks are minused everyday
Rudy says:
part 9 of the movie
Kat says:
i cant have that
Rudy says:
the guy said
"kris im scared to death"
Kat says:
ah huh
Rudy says:
"we all are but our brain secretes a neurotransmitter that enables us to deal with it"
hahaha
isnt that
GABA!
?!
Kat says:
ok...thats it!
Rudy says:
hahahah
Kat says:
if its not gaba its correlation
Rudy says:
hahah its not correlation
correlation is a study of 2 variables
Kat says:
bye rudy
Rudy says:
HAHAHAHAH
hahahahahahahah
i gotta blog this
i swear
annoying you with correlation is getting more fun by the week.
February 2010
1 post
Dear father, If only you knew what happened that...
Paralyzed with sadness, i remember looking out the window gazing at every movement made within my vision. The leaves were dancing, people were walking and the birds were flying. Mesmerized by this state of awareness, i remember hearing birds chirping and the rushed footsteps made by people passing by. Only then it registered in my head that it was going to rain soon. i looked up at the...
January 2010
2 posts
In my defense, my story was awesome okay.
Rudy Rudy Rudy: haha. are you sleeping?
Priscilla: On my bed alr!!
Rudy Rudy Rudy: Haha. Okay. Shall i tell you a bed time story?
Priscilla: No you'll cause a nightmare!
Rudy Rudy Rudy: Hey im a excellent story teller okay. haha. please please? ill tell you one over text msg.
Priscilla: K!
Rudy Rudy Rudy: Okay are you under your blanket?
Priscilla: Yeap
Rudy Rudy Rudy: Okay. Once upon a time ...
Priscilla: Nice...
Rudy Rudy Rudy: (Are you asleep yet...?)
In my defense, the game was awesome for awhile...
Rudy Rudy Rudy:
dude, play this game man. "king of kungfu"
Alwyn Oliveiro:
king of kung fu?
fb applicaton..?
Rudy Rudy Rudy:
yeaaa
dude brb
Alwyn Oliveiro:
alright
Rudy Rudy Rudy:
i sent you a facebook invite for it
its a fun game!
Alwyn Oliveiro:
how to play dude..
i dont know the controls
Rudy Rudy Rudy:
you cant control it
...
just watch...
Alwyn Oliveiro:
haha.. now you say...
i been pressing every button on my keyboard
Rudy Rudy Rudy:
omg noob
hahah
Alwyn Oliveiro:
then whats the purpose if i cant control
i rather watch tv...!
haha
Rudy Rudy Rudy:
just watch the battle....
Rudy Rudy Rudy:
its more a viewing pleasure kinda game
hahahhaah
watch tv
hahahahha
Alwyn Oliveiro:
ok.. how about porn
its viewing pleasure right?
Rudy Rudy Rudy:
oh yea. thats always a viewing pleasure man
Alwyn Oliveiro: haha
- 16 hours later -
Rudy Rudy Rudy:
the game sucks man. its so boring now. im gonna watch tv.
Alwyn Oliveiro:
wow..!! it took you that long..!! wtf rudy wtf!!!
November 2009
3 posts
Child out of wedlock, my moment for difference.
“Me n my 2yr old daughter looking for a place just to sleep & bath. will only occupied ard 8pm-6am Mon-Fri. not necessary to be fully furnished as long there’s bed/mattress & fan” - online ad by a single mother looking for an apartment. “Four year jail for single mother who robbed, is it a harsh penalty?” - online article. “Can children thrive without a...
Women live longer than men because we, (men) are...
As much as i would like to disagree, i’m afraid i can’t on this one. Every one of us (men) have a different level of “idiotness” gauge build in us and that’s! what separates us. So if you’re reading this .. yes, YOU! .. your best guy friend is probably a bigger moron than you. You just don’t know it yet. 73% of the time, a man’s problem isn’t...
A constant battlefield.
I haven’t been the same since it all began.
I pretend to be happy only because i’m tired of accepting and dealing with a reality that im still denying.
I pretend to be happy because i don’t want to burden anyone with what’s going on in my mind and how i’m feeling inside.
I sleep my days away so i don’t have much time being awake to think about what...
October 2009
12 posts
Rudy vs Louiza aka "The Confuse-er!" vs "The Don't...
Rudy says:
do you know why bunnies hop?
Louiza Starr says:
why
Rudy says:
cause someone thought that if they walked on 2 legs, it would be weird
now we just gotta find that 'someone'
Louiza says:
hahahahhaa
i'll be that someone for u
Rudy says:
no, you're not godly enough
haha
even though you go to church more than my mom does
Louiza says:
hahahaa
FINEE
but i wanna be that someone
i dont care
i am that someone
Rudy says:
you cant self proclaim yourself like that. its frowned upon
its not something that
'someone' does
if 'someone' does something like that then it would be wrong for that 'someone' to be a 'someone' cause 'someone' wouldn't do something like that
Louiza says:
oh
you're so smart arent u
haha
Rudy says:
wait why?
Louiza says:
in one sentence, u made me doubt my ability to understand the word "someone"
Intro/Riff - Choir of Memoirs (Draft) -...
My Favorite 'J' in Jazz (Justin Mendoza). The...
Justin: Dude, can pass me the number to odiocrib studio?
Rudy: 63379006
Justin: What about backbeats studio? You have it?
Rudy: 83**2**4
Justin: Dude, wrong number man. haha.
Rudy: Yea, You just called Alwyn (Our colleague)
Justin: Haha. Are you fucking serious?
Rudy: Haha yes. The two of you are really stupid. Didn't even recognize each other.
Justin: Haha. idiot. well deserved repercussion. Fierce indeed. (Our inside joke)
Rudy: 96775539
You have no idea how long i've waited to do that to someone.
Justin: Wrong number again la bitch!
Rudy: Huh really? Hold on.
That's the only number listed here.
Justin: Haha. Kidding, its correct.
Rudy: Ohhhhh and Mendoza strikes back. Well played, my friend.
Poets are so 1969.
Justin says: wow, your blog loooks..well.. like an actual blog
Rudy says: hah!
wait
is that a compliment or an insult?
you jerk
Justin says: hahahahahah
its a comliment
compliment*
Rudy says: oh in that case, you're not a jerk. i was talking about phillip actually
not you'
Justin says: hahah
Whose number is that!
Okay so basically this conversation is about our working schedule which we get each week that has every employees' contact numbers on it and even though my number was wrong, i didn't inform anyone cause the people i work with have my correct number in their phones anyways. so i didn't think it was an issue till... well, till this happened.
Rudy says: hey why did you text me saying "who are you?"
haha
save my number. you jerk
Justin says:
hahahahaahah
i have a number here rudy
but just now you msged me, it doesnt say rudy
its a random number
haha
Rudy says:
oh really?
wow
im being a ninja and i dont even know it
Justin says:
whos number is 81395258?
cos thats your number on the schedule
Rudy says:
yes thank you. ive been wondering for the past 4 months as well
who the hell is that
Justin says:
...
are you serious
Rudy says:
yea
Justin says:
i messaged that guy the other day
Rudy says:
..
Justin says:
annd he replied
Rudy says:
what did he say.................................
Justin says:
i asked if he was comin to work
then he said, yeah at 10
but you never came
so i thought something was fishy
Rudy says:
...
I still turn my head and look into your room as if...
The doctors said there’s nothing that they can do anymore. Somehow, it feels like that’s just their way of saying that he doesn’t have much time left.
You stopped responding to medication. There’s so much water and flem in your body, your fever isn’t going away. your body organs are in the worst of conditions. you’re not getting any better. you’re in...
Your Guide To: How to mess up a kid.
So hey! you know how some parents mess their kids right up? i wonder if im one of em’ but in my case, i was probably genetically screwed up. I don’t know. YOU! be the judge of this. I was having a serious conversation with a friend and everything was going okay for about 30 mins or so and then, well.. this happens..
***** says:
nahh i’m gonna talk sweetly new approach and if...
"Political Bashing" Friday - Dick Cheney
Dick Cheney, Former Vice President of the United States of America.
HE looks strapping doesn’t he? in his black suit walking around with that tie that looks more like a color blind test. Well, believe it or not .. Dick Cheney jokes never gets boring, people. Oh in case you don’t know, Mr color blind over here did something really, well .. “smart” ”The Dick Cheney...
The "oh-so-great" movies that aren't "oh-so-great"...
Last night, i had this weird sudden feeling of wanting to watch an old classic movie and oh i’m pretty sure you would know this one.
Excited as i was, i went to youtube to look for it cause you know sometimes they would have movies uploaded in there? but i couldnt find it but that didnt stop me though. i went to google it and found the movie. Again, excited as i was … i fell asleep...
And then, there was the first entry - Rudy vs...
So what makes the first post .. you know, the one you’ll remember. Then again, does anyone remember how they first started out? Probably not i guess but who knows, i could be wrong BUT THEN AGAIN! - who cares? right?
See, this is how i would like to remember mine by pointing out to you that no one cares about the first entry so stop tumblr! stop! stop forcing me to write one!
The world...